Why???

I was just going to go to bed and not post tonight as I have both too much I could type, and also no good words or ideas for an entry.  Then I checked my e-mail one last time and found this:

 

WHY????  Please, someone tell me why this is necessary. Is it a Pinterest project gone horribly wrong?  I'm all for recycling, but come on, people.  This is just ridonkulous.  I might even have nightmares.