What The ?

I came across this today:

I can barely roller skate on regular skates, but you know what would make it more fun?  Skates on stilettos!  You know I had to go look for more.

Same boot, but now we can see that they are over-the-knee boots. Because confining your knees always helps with balance!  You can also see that they aren't stilettos, but still don't look terribly safe.

 

These are for a slightly slutty car hop...?

These are either a vintage shoe made into a roller skate, or proof that people have been crazy for a very long time.  It could go either way, really.  I think for the foreseeable future I'm going to keep my heels and my skates separate, thank you very much.