Swiss Cheese Shoes

Last night I simply forgot to post, and I almost forgot again tonight. When you type in "forgetful shoes" here is what you get:

Poor, old Cyclops man seems to have forgotten his other shoe. Thankfully I've never managed to make it out of the house wearing 2 different shoes.

I swear, though, my memory is getting worse. I call it Swiss Cheese brain, and my cheese is getting holier by the day. I wish that was in the spiritual sense, but not so much.

Short of shoes actually made of Swiss Cheese (and I'm sure they're out there), this is the most literal shoe I could find. Where would one wear a cheese shoe, I wonder? Outside of Wisconsin, I mean.

These 2 are less literal, but still in the ballpark. I sort of like both, but I really don't need holes in my wedges. I would like the bottom pair better with something other than a kitten heel. And really, why do the shoes need holes like that?

This cheese has gone really, really bad. Again, they're almost cute, though.

Swiss Blue Cheese! I like these best. Yes, of course because they are blue, but I also like that they have fewer holes.

Hopefully my memory comes back to me. In the meantime, I'm going to go do some crossword puzzles and memory games...

Thoughts on a Monday Night

It sucks to slice up fruit with a cardboard cut on my finger.

For that matter, it sucked when I got the cardboard cut on my finger.

Tonight I called the hubby a man baby and then started singing man baby to the tune of Matchmaker from Fiddle on the Roof. Probably yet another reason why I need therapy.

When the hubby says, "bad dog" to the puppies they run outside because they know they are in trouble. When I say it they run to me thinking it's clearly treat time.

Now time for some Monday shoes.

Those are definitely weird. I don't think they would help me get Monday started so much as they would make me want to go back to bed and hide from them.

Hee hee. This one just makes me giggle.

So. These last three are from something called Cheap Monday Shoes. I'm not sure if the shoes are cheap or Monday is somehow cheap, but the shoes are very odd.

These wouldn't be horrible if the strap wasn't Velcro. WHY is the strap Velcro?

Also Velcro. Kitten heels and Tevas had a baby. You really should click on the link above and go check out more shoes. Some are kind of cute. Many are not.

One final thought: between bearded dragon poop and puppy toots today was a very stinky day. You're welcome for that final thought.