I can barely roller skate on regular skates, but you know what would make it more fun? Skates on stilettos! You know I had to go look for more.
Same boot, but now we can see that they are over-the-knee boots. Because confining your knees always helps with balance! You can also see that they aren't stilettos, but still don't look terribly safe.
These are for a slightly slutty car hop...?
These are either a vintage shoe made into a roller skate, or proof that people have been crazy for a very long time. It could go either way, really. I think for the foreseeable future I'm going to keep my heels and my skates separate, thank you very much.