I went to Target this morning to buy toothpaste. OK, we actually really do need toothpaste, but I actually went to stress shop. It was a bit of a rough morning and walking around Target usually helps. I was just going to buy some chocolate, but then I found slippers:
Comfy, cute slippers are awesome for stress, right? Especially when they are on sale! I proceeded to wear them all day at church and I may or may not have worn them while preaching tonight during worship...
While I was in the halls in my slippers one of the preschool teachers (who also happens to be the Pinterest Friend) told me about a woman she saw the other day who was wearing high heeled slippers. Now, when I hear that phrase, I tend to think of 50s movies where the woman is wearing a peignoir and something like this:
(Not the bunnies. The bunnies are just hilarious to me). But no, she said they were like really hideous bedroom slippers, but with heels, and she really wanted to take a picture for me, but couldn't do it in a way that wouldn't be noticed. So of course I went looking, but I couldn't find anything that sounded like what she described. I did find a couple of odd examples, though:
These aren't bad. I don't think slippers need a heel, but I suppose a wedge makes more sense than a stiletto.
These are just weird. Definitely heels. Fuzzy, yellow, heels. They look like someone killed a baby muppet and made shoes. They are wrong on many levels. But, I also found these:
I have no idea why these are necessary. But they are hilarious. And clearly my imaginary baby needs a pair! I could totally make these...
It's all too silly for me! ME
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